Terms of Service

Last updated July 17, 2026

This page covers the practical part of working with Hey Wendi. What you're agreeing to when you use this site or book a service. It's written in plain language on purpose. Nothing here is meant to bury you in fine print.

Who we are

Hey Wendi is Sasstastic Life, LLC, based in Windsor Heights, Iowa. Throughout this page, Hey Wendi, we, and us all mean Sasstastic Life, LLC.

The services

There are three ways to work together.

• The Sit Down. A one time, ninety minute working session, $497, paid in full before the calendar opens.
• The Open Door. An ongoing monthly relationship, $1,500 a month, billed on a recurring basis. Every Open Door starts with a Sit Down.
• The Handoff. Project work, quoted and priced flat before work begins.

The specific terms for whichever service you book, including scheduling, cancellation, and refund details, live in the Client Services Agreement you sign at booking. This page covers the general terms of using the site and paying for services. If anything here conflicts with your signed Agreement, your Agreement controls.

The Open Door: how the billing works

The Open Door is a subscription. Here is exactly what that means.

• It's billed monthly, at $1,500 a month, on a recurring basis.
• Payments are processed securely through Stripe, set up and managed through Kinflow, our client platform (Kinflow is a white labeled version of GoHighLevel).
• Your subscription renews automatically each month. It does not stop on its own.
• To cancel or pause a seat, we ask for 30 days' written notice. An email to [email protected] works. Billing continues through that 30 day notice period, since that time is being held for you.
• The Sit Down and The Handoff are one time services, paid in full up front. They are not subscriptions and do not renew.

Payment

Payment is made by credit or debit card. We don't accept cash or personal checks. Fees for one time services are due before that service begins. Open Door billing works as described above.

No guarantee of results

We bring real expertise and hands on work to everything we do. We don't guarantee specific business outcomes, since so much depends on factors outside our control, including your own follow through.

Website use

This site and its content, the words, the design, the systems behind it, belong to Hey Wendi. You're welcome to read it, link to it, and use it to decide whether to work with us. Please don't copy, republish, or repurpose the content as your own.

Limitation of liability

To the extent allowed by law, Hey Wendi's liability for anything related to this site or our services is limited to the amount you've actually paid us. We're not liable for indirect or consequential damages.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Iowa.

Changes to these terms

We may update this page as the business changes. The date at the top will always tell you when it was last revised.

Questions

Email [email protected]. That's the whole process.